IF MEN ARE FROM MARS ... where did these guys come from?

Ok, this is really weird. For the record I’ am not a MCP nor a feminist, I am not taking sides here but just trying to analyze where all these people on this good earth came from and if they are still coming? To start with, if the saying "men are from mars and women are from Venus" is only a metaphor arising out of the fact that the associated words start with the same sounds, then lets kindly accept the little population who came from Uranus!

These are two different planets (heavenly bodies) millions of kilometers apart, I wonder how they even met? Were they like Olive Ridley turtles that come from different parts of the world to the Indian coast just to breed? Well, scientists all over the globe are still baffled about how these primitive creatures find their way back to the same place to breed every year. There could be only two possible reasons a) they have extremely sophisticated navigation system (better than the ones the USA uses to find oil wells in poor countries) tucked under their soft shells which guides them to their breeding grounds, or b) the Indian coast is so arousing to these turtles that they instantly decide to mate upon reaching the Bay of Bengal. I wonder why their shells don’t get a hard on while swimming along the naked beaches of the Caribbean? We are drifting.

So my point is that if Earth is the breeding ground of these aliens from Mars and Venus, how did they even get here in the first place? Did they have erstwhile state-of-the-art space shuttles with Turtle-tech-Navigation system (we have evidence of these 100000 B.C model shuttles being bought by India from the Americans) or were they, these hundreds of turned on aliens flying aimlessly in outer space? This does throw some light on Male chauvinism, that the men all over the world are spending millions and billions of their respective currencies to find if there is or there was, life on mars, but nobody bothers to find if there is any trace of sexy alien life on Venus. This clearly goes to prove that we don’t care where the hell women came from!

Since I’m running out of thoughts to continue typing on this topic I will stop here with just one social message, that the books on this topic must be banned , cos they are so powerfully influential that they actually make us forget what we were taught in our high school Bio-Geography that is " All men and women came and still come only from those two tiny twin planets hanging between the bipeds of the male species which forms the center of the universe of the female of this species... that explains the reprise of the big bang*!

* The big bang theory states that it’s not a single time event that occurred in the beginning of the creation of all things, but keeps occurring every time there is an urgency to create life on earth. The phenomenon has been evolving so efficiently that the bang got mightier day by day leading to many inventions like concrete walls in houses and hotels, sturdier cars, soundproofing techniques! And spinal injuries.